synnesai:

legendofhomestuck:

It seems the day has finally come! Today, you’ve received a new video game! How exciting! You’ve been waiting quite some time for the release…doesn’t it look familiar? You could swear you’ve seen this game somewhere before a long time ago. You were just a child, weren’t you? You figure it’s just deja-vu. You’ve obviously never played this before.

Obviously.

The start screen is up and waiting for you to begin, so let’s not keep it waiting, shall we?

> Press Start.

/screaming